Watch as this six person hit squad invades this home in a quiet suburban neighborhood. They are in the kitchen, busting out some percussion with your appliances, silverware, fido’s bowl…even the hard boiled egg slicer has a solo! Next it’s on to your bedroom where they soil your love nest with their dirty beats, one of these deviates even helps himself toy your perfume! After this they feel the need to clean up apparently…bald guy uses your tooth brush, um tooth brushes he soils them both. For the grand finale they trash your living room.

Six Drummers:

However you can invent a creative new way to play the guitar and expand the possibilities. Check out this guy (i don’t know if he invented the technique) as he finger picks the lower registers and plays melodies over top with the spoon…in his mouth, using it as a slide.

Spoon Slide Guitar:

Tuba players are an odd breed, no denying it. As a bass player I know we share some things, a love for the lower register…the inevitable fact that you will be carrying the piece of gear that simply will not fit in the van, holding down the fort with the drummer/percussionists while the wanky soloists are getting all the play from the groupies…yeah, we’re a sad lot…Check out these cats as they festively rip through this tune, I have no idea who they are as I found this clip via a blind search for “tuba” on youtube, however when it comes time to take a solo this guy decides to invert the tuba and perform the solo upon himself (a serenade for my junk?)…I hope he got that whole having kids thing out of the way first? In the second clip which is quite long we witness the full circle from street beat box, to classical tuba…ok enough with the tuba, hopefully this will make James happy.

Amparito Roca solo de tuba:

Fnugg: